My Favorite Quotes

"Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned"!

And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. ~Sylvia Plath

There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein. ~Walter Wellesley "Red" Smith

Friday, August 20, 2010

Aug 15, 2010

"Stephan" told me a very funny story about his best friend "Edgar".
"Edgar's" wife "Daisy" cooked some BBQ chicken and "Edgar" asked "Stephan" Do you think she will notice if I take one?
"Stephan" said Don't do it? I'm telling you she will know.
"Edgar" said Nah, she won't notice.
So he took one and pushed the other chickens together so she won't notice one is missing.
After he ate it, they sat on the sofa in the living room.
"Stephan" was sitting facing "Edgar" when "Daisy" yelled, Who ate a chicken? She walked up to them.
They both were trying so hard not to smile, so not to give themselves away.
It took "Edgar" bursting out laughing for "Stephan" to laugh so hard he was crying!

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